Mayhem Miller Brings Douchebaggery to a New Level

At the end of last month I wrote this post about Bully Beatdown on MTV being as staged as The Hills. The host of the show did not appreciate the article and he responded to me via his Twitter page by saying, "retard. I said all that jokingly."

First, I would like to thank Mayhem for calling me a retard while using one word sentences. It is a great way to get your point across. Perhaps Mayhem could have come up with a few other clever one-liners, but the script writers for his show were apparently not available at the time.

Here is a part of the article that Mayhem decided to call out. "When watching MTV's Bully Beatdown you have to think to yourself, is this real? The level of douchebaggery that is littered throughout the show is overwhelming. Whether it be from the host, Jason "Mayhem" Miller, to the so called "bullies," the show is so obviously scripted. What else should we expect from an MTV "reality" show though."

The article quoted some people who claimed to have had friends inside of production. The strongest quote read, "I spoke with a friend that helped with the production of the show and was told that most of the bully/victim combo had never even met prior to the taping of each episode."

I never once said in the article that Mayhem himself admitted the show was fake, which he seemed to have believed. In fact it looks like the retard here may be the one who did not do any reading, but instead assumed. Did you ever learn in school what happens when you assume, Jason?

What Mr. Miller thought I was referring to in the previous post was his self-proclaimed "EPIC TROLL" post that he posted on The UG. In that post Mayhem said,

"have a confession to make.

Bully
Beatdown is completely fake.
Everyone on it is actors. Everyone involved
with the show knows that it
is fake and we script pretty much everything
that comes out of their
mouth. I have not yet got an executive producer
credit, or a writer's
credit- but I write the bully's dialouge myself. I
will be E.P. on
season two. That's right, our scripted fake show is
suppossedly doing
so well done that we will be getting a season two. Makes
my stomach
hurt that I'm selling this slop. I'm sorry"

Of course this genius did not stop here. He went on during his Myspace blog to explain his oh so clever idea.

Mayhem admits that he doesn't care if people think "bully beardown" [and I am the retarded one?] is fake. Apparently "Bully Beardown" is a show still in production. One can only hope that Jason steps into a cage with a bear. I could only wish that MTV would pick up that idea. Jason fighting bears would enjoyable to watch, especially if he took a troop of his Japanese school girls into the cage with him.

To be fair, I will post the end of Jason's rant. He said,

"Internet nitpickers and rollerbladers, who we poked fun at in
an
episode have come out claiming the show is fake, but its legit. Are the
bully's douchebags? Yep? Do they want to be on tv? Hell yes. They all
really think they can beat my pro-fighter too. Yes, you don't have to
be
on the internet to be completely stupid. Yes, I pwned you guys.

There's
the Bully Beatdown tell all, right there, let's see if the fruit-booters put
THAT on their website...

Mayhem"

In the end, no one really cares about this show or how fake it really is. No one is questioning the fact that the "bullies" get the hell beat out of them, but the dialogue in between segments is clearly staged. If it isn't, Jason Miller has gone out and found some of the biggest douche bags in the United States that rival his level of douchebaggery. Next time it would also be nice if someone were to take the time to read before calling the writer a "retard." You only make yourself look like an idiot, Jason.

Who got "pwned?" . . . douche.